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China’s Mob VIDEO! World’s Most Crowded Subways EVER!

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Passengers board a train at a subway station in Beijing

Talk About Rush Hour!

You are about to see one of the most amazing “morning commute” videos EVER – from the MOST crowded country in the world!

Welcome To China!

crowded china subways

I have been lucky enough to travel to some amazing places: the French Riviera, Italy, Spain most recently…and some amazingly unique places like Tokyo, Seoul and Bali…

But I’ve never had the chance to go to China yet – to witness THIS!

worlds most crowded subway

Congrats To Beijingcream!

Thanks to the great webiste “Beijingcream.com”, here is a look a tthe world’s most crowded subway system…talk about packed in like sardines!

Crowded-subway

Here’s what “Beijingcream” posted: “What you are looking at is Beijing Subway’s Line 13 on the morning of Thursday, July 18, around 7:30. It’s likely the Xierqi station — a picture of which, tweeted out by Joe Xu, we linked to on Friday — which is a transfer station and one of the cleaner, better-looking ones in the system.”

crowded china

“It has, like other stations in Beijing’s vast underground transportation network, built-in artificial bottlenecks intended to relieve congestion in the form of gates and narrow staircases. On some occasions, however, those fail. For you see, in China, sometimes there are simply too many goddamn people.”

china subway crowds

I love how “Beijingcream” wrote about the subway system…and here is their entire article on the subject:

http://beijingcream.com/2013/07/beijing-subway-can-get-a-wee-crowded-in-the-mornings/

But even better, they posted a video! Check this out!

shanghai subway crowds


Welcome To Shanghai!

First, take a moment to look at this Shanghai subway map – it’s like a Rubik’s Cube! It’s great to see that they have a terrific subway system, but talk about complex – and CROWDED!

Beijing to invest 100 billion yuan in subway system

Shanghai’s subway system is one of the most complex – and clean – in the world – but they just have SO MANY PEOPLE!

shanghai subway system

And They Love Their Robots, Too!

And you know, I’ve posted about unique aspects of China before….like the fact that they use Robots in their restaurants!

robot-restaurant-3

To read all about this robotic revolution, click HERE:

http://johnrieber.com/2012/06/28/robot-chefs-robot-waiters-look-at-this-chinas-robot-restaurant/

And They Love Their Flavored Potato Chips, Too!

And of course, I wrote all about their uniquely flavored potato chips!

pepsi-chicken-potato-chips

Hot & Sour Fish!

Pepsi chicken chips are just the tip of the culinary iceberg – they also have hot and sour fish potato chips!

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http://johnrieber.com/2012/12/11/pepsi-chicken-potato-chips-fish-soup-chips-china-goes-chip-flavor-crazy/

And, if you just want to read all about this unique country, then I have three words for you:


Troost, Troost, Troost!

china-book

And of course, read a terrific book all about China, from the hilarious travel writer J. Maarten Troost!

http://johnrieber.com/2012/09/09/cannibals-savages-sex-and-great-walls-too-troost-troost-troost-great-adventure-travel/

Thanks once again China for your unique – and crowded – take on everything!

worlds most crowded subway



Alex Sim-Wise! Her London Shenanigans! Tokyo’s Greatest Hits!

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Alex Sim-Wise!

I was lucky enough to work with Alex Sim-Wise on some terrific adventures…any time you work with her, you can expect something like THIS to happen!

alex sim-wise blue-wig-outfit

I wanted to share just how great she was to work with…it all started when I was filming in London on a sports-related event. The first time I met Alex Sim-Wise was when we were doing that filming – and were looking for someone to talk to my Host Kevin Pereira about the popularity of social media in London…my great Talent Exec Laurie Kantor-Finn found Alex!

Alex Sim Wise and Kevin Pereira

She met us at a London pub and we set up the interview – we had never met her, but our terrific Talent Exec Scott Moore was with us, and he arranged everything, so all we had to do was show up and shoot:

Alex Sim Wise and Kevin Pereira interview

She and Kevin got along immediately, bonding over their love of social media and internet shenanigans…

Alex Sim-Wise

As I said, we shot the entire interview in a pub near Trafalgar Square. After about a half hour, both Kevin and Alex decided that they had spent enough time on serious topics, and things began to get a bit silly…

Alex Sim-Wise London

As always, we let them go in any direction they wanted, and Kevin began to challenge Alex to showcase her special skills. Then Alex told us she could drink a pint of beer between her legs…so of course we challenged her to do it…so she did!

Alex Sim Wise on couch

She was so much fun we knew we had to work with her again…and since she willingly signed her release form, the beer drinking clip is for the ages!

Alex Sim Wise

We ended with a group photo so I could confirm that I did, in fact, see her drink the beer!

Alex Sim-Wise and John Rieber

And of course, Alex did a lot of filming with us, and got the chance to form a “special” bond with Kevin…

Alex-Sim-Wise-Behind-The-Scenes-Photos

And There’s Plenty More Sim-Wise Where That Came From!

And if you haven’t read all of my Alex Sim-Wise posts, here’s what she thinks of THAT:

alex sim-wise-growl

Alex Sim-Wise shot a ton of great stuff for us, and you can read about all of it by clicking HERE and reading all about her Tokyo adventures!

http://johnrieber.com/2013/03/05/alex-sim-wises-tokyo-piggyback-tongue-wagging-cosplay-anime-sim-wises-tokyo-video-adventure/

alex sim-wise tokyo golden-gui-bar

All of the stories can be accessed by clicking on the link…check out all of Sim-Wise adventures!

And this is my all-time favorite Alex Sim-Wise moment – when I captured her filming on Tokyo’s street:

alex sim wise tokyo cosplay

And for more Alex Sim-Wise adventures, check out my new travel blog HERE:

http://spinningorbit.com/

Alex-Sim-Wise-Behind-The-Scenes-Photos


The World’s Skinniest Houses! Try Sleeping Standing Up!

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world's skinniest house

“Could This Be The World’s Skinniest House?”

I don’t know why, but I woke up this morning asking this question – and when I came across this picture, I thought – “perhaps!”…then I thought, “or could THIS be?”

skinniest houses in the world

And then again, sometimes you need a bit of perspective to really understand how skinny a house might be…so thanks to this young man for sizing up the situation for me…

skinny japanese house


Skinny Life!

I love to travel. And what I love MOST about traveling is seeing how other people live – so when you are in Tokyo, for example, you see streets like this:

tokyo-nights

Tokyo is one of the world’s coolest cities, and Japan is one of the greatest countries in the world…but this is a fact:

The US has 300-million people. Japan has 150-million. The ENTIRE land mass of Japan is the size of MONTANA!

tokyo neon night lights

That’s one reason that Tokyo is built vertically – there is not much land horizontally! And that means you have to build you houses wherever space is available:

world's skinniest houses japan

Nice Stairs!

Still, no matter how small your house may be, you can always do an add on like these stairs!

world's smallest house with biggest stairs

It just shows that you can super size virtually anything – and you can minimize them as well – I’m not even sure where this apartment building is located – looks to be Europe – but they really know how to use all available space!

skinnest houses in the world


The World’s All-time Skinniest House!

Well, I think I found it – according to an online article, THIS could be the world’s skinniest house – in Poland!

world's skinniest house poland

Yes, that’s the house – that amazingly narrow strip BETWEEN the other two buildings! The Keret House is 122 cm (48.031″) at its widest, 72 (28.34″) at its narrowest!

Read all about it by clicking on this story – they have a video walk through as well – enjoy!

http://www.mnn.com/your-home/remodeling-design/stories/worlds-skinniest-house-built-in-poland


My New Blogs Are “Best Of’s”! Offering You, The Consumer, More Choice!

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First of all, I want to thank everyone who reads this blog on a regular basis – or anyone who has even read it once…for that, I offer you THIS:

PILE-OF-CASH-MONEY-100-DOLLAR-BILLS

Well, perhaps not, but I do appreciate the interest in the stories: whether they are about food, travel, movies, music, or even stuff like THIS:

Burger King Chinese salad towers

Yes, if you saw my story, you know that Chinese Burger King customers have started to “super size” their meals at the salad bar…and if you’ve ever read a blog post of mine, then I can guarantee you’ve seen one of these:

hamburger recipes

Of course I LOVE burgers – and bacon too! I especially love bacon when someone has done something REALLY WRONG to it – like creating a bacon sandwich with ten pounds of bacon – like this one!

supersized bacon sandwich

A Bacon Mona Lisa!

And I love when people use bacon for “non-food” things like making a portrait of the Mona Lisa – all out of bacon!

Mona Lisa Bacon


All The Stories Will STILL Be On Johnrieber.com FIRST!

As always, EVERY story is posted on this site first and foremost…but I wanted to also offer a place to go for a “best of” look at some of the topics I’ve posted about A LOT…like the wackiest place in the world: TOKYO!

alex sim wise tokyo cosplay

Because I’ve posted so many food stories, I’ve set up a website that will showcase all of my food posts, like the one that focused on the “bread-cheese-bacon-bread-cheese-bacon-bread” cheeseburger!

dudefoods-bread-cheese-bacon-double-cheeseburger

If you want to see ALL of my food posts in one place, please check out my new site!

http://biteeatswallow.com/

But, to reiterate, all of these stories will be posted primarily here, on my main site…that goes for all of the following “best of” sites….like the collection of travel stories I’ve done….because sometimes I just want to get away, like here to Cannes…

Cannes Old Town

So, if you like to travel as much as I do, then maybe you want to catch up on some of the older travel stories!

tokyo-nights

I have also put my favorite travel stories on one site as well…along with this main site, all of my stories about Japan, Seoul, Australia etc will live on a travel site as well – and of course Cannes, where I love to go to relax:

cannes-feet.jpg

Sign up if you want to see all of my travel stories by going HERE!

http://spinningorbit.com/

BEatles on Sullivan

And, if your musical tastes “go to eleven”, then I’ve got all of my favorite music stories on a special blog for you too!

Spinal Tap

I love posting stories about my favorite music – sometimes The Beatles, always Todd Rundgren, and even “Spinal Tap”!

Spinal Tap Tribute Flier

Check all of those stories HERE!

http://musicplatter.com/

And finally, there is a special place in my heart for a certain type of movie:

fascination

That’s right – classic exploitation is a lost art form that needs to be embraced and celebrated – and it’s not all old stuff, either – let’s not forget “J-sploitation!”

helldriver-movie-2010-tokyogore-6

You will still find ALL of these stories posted here first, but if you need some ideas for weekend viewing – yes, it’s the crazy world of exploitation HERE!

http://jrsploitation.com/

Asian exploitation movie "Oldboy"

Of course, if you are reading this, you’ve come across my main site, and to reiterate, ALL stories are posted here. This is where I cover such breaking news as these “sushi poppers!”

sushi in a tube

Or, you can find out about the world’s skinniest buildings!

world's skinniest house

And don’t forget, I broke the story of “Ramen burgers” first!

Japanese ramen burger

http://johnrieber.com/2013/05/16/wacky-ramen-burgers-crazy-japanese-burger-menu-east-meets-west-with-video/

Or, you can read about Jo Nesbo, the best fiction writer in the world right now!

The Snowman


“Making You An Offer You Can’t Refuse…”

Finally, I will continue to share my favorite films, along with many inside stories like this picture from the filming of “The Godfather” – Robert Duvall wearing Marlon Brando’s lines!

The Godfather Brando cue cards

I mean – I LOVE THIS PICTURE!

No matter what you come for, I hope you enjoy the posts – and please sign up for the specific sites as well to see those specific subjects that interest you…please let me know what you think, and thanks for your support!


Sasha Grey’s New Novel! Sasha Grey Shark Dive Outtakes!

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The Juliette Society!

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Sasha Grey’s got a novel coming out, and I can’t wait to read it! Sasha’s a great person and a very talented Artist, and I saw how many loyal fans she has when I filmed with her at a fan appearance in Australia…

Sasha Grey erotic novel

Now To The Novel, “The Juliette Society!”

According to the press release, Sasha wants you to enjoy the book, and here is all she asks of you:

“Before we go any further, let’s get this out of the way. I want you to do three things for me.

One. Do not be offended by anything you read beyond this point.

Two. Leave your inhibitions at the door.

Three, and most important. Everything you see and hear from now on must remain between us…”

Fair enough!

Sasha-Grey

The Juliette Society!

With “Fifty Shades Of Grey” such a phenomenon, Sasha Grey has written her version of erotic fiction. It’s called “The Juliette Society”…you can order it right now on Amazon!

sasha_grey_juliette_society

Here’s the plot: Catherine, a film student whose sexuality has been recently stirred, finds herself drawn into a secret club where the world’s most powerful people meet to explore their deepest, often darkest sexual fantasies. But even as these new experiences open intense new pleasures for Catherine, they also threaten everything she holds dear…”

Sasha Grey The Juliette Society

The book was released several months ago in Europe, and Sasha has been doing a ton of press…

Here is the cover of Spain’s Rolling Stone:

Sasha Grey Rolling Stone

The book is available August 27 – as I said, pre-order it now! And kudos to Sasha for writing erotic fiction from a woman’s point of view…she’s getting tons of press overseas, which is also great!

sex kitten sasha grey

erotic writer sasha grey


Sasha’s Travel Adventures!

If you’ve read any of my previous posts, you know that I had the chance to travel to Australia with Sasha, exploring one of the greatest countries in the world!

Sasha Grey On Sexpo Stage

Here she is filming with our crew at Sydney’s convention center…and she also got the chance to take on some much more dangerous sports as well!


Sasha Gets A Shark Photo Bomb!

sasha grey swimming with sharks

Those were indeed REAL LIVE SHARKS photo bombing Sasha as she walked among them at Sydney’s Aquarium…and no, there are NO barricades or glass between her and the sharks!

Here’s a short video all about it her adventure – first up, getting instruction from her Shark Master – and asking if she can “walk like a duck underwater!

Sasha Grey Sharks

Then it was time to walk into the tanks and hang out with the sharks…we were all, of course, safely kept behind thick glass!

Sasha Grey Sharks


Sasha Gets “Brushed Back!”

Then it was time to “interact” with the sharks…remember, there is nothing between her and those sharks! Here’s a video in which she discusses the “tail flipping” incident!

You can see all of the pictures – and more video – by clicking on the link below:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/02/26/sasha-greys-shark-dive-sashas-shark-photo-bomb-sashas-extreme-shark-diving-adventure/

Sasha Goes Bats!

Sasha Grey in Australia

Sasha also got to see Australian bats – which just hang out in their parks and look like this:

Sasha Grey Sydney Bats

That story with pictures and video can be found here:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/05/18/sasha-greys-juliette-society-sasha-goes-bats-for-australia/

Sasha Grey Naked Surfing


Surf’s Up With Sasha!

OK, this was Sasha trying out a game where you try and stay on a mechanical surfboard…she did pretty well at it! But we decided to really test her, and took her to the iconic Bondi Beach, where she learned to surf for real!

sasha grey the juliette society

The entire story, plus lots of fun videos, are located here:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/01/03/sasha-grey-surfs-sasha-steps-in-gum-surfs-up-at-bondi-beach-australia/

Sasha Grey in Eureka Tower

Sasha’s On Top Of The World!

Finally, we had the chance to travel to Melbourne, and while we were there we headed up the tallest building in the southern hemisphere: Eureka Tower…

sasha grey travels eureka tower melbourne

And yes, Melbourne is as beautiful as it looks – we had a great time, and if you want to see the entire video of Sasha peering out from 88 stories high, and how the cube she is in magically transforms, just click BELOW:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/01/11/sasha-grey-goes-88-stories-high-in-australias-eureka-tower/

sasha grey juliette society


Sasha Outtake!

Finally, I found this hilarious short video of Sasha in a car putting on some makeup – and yes, she realizes she is being filmed:

sasha grey john rieber

As you can see, Sasha is great fun to work with, so if you are a fan, go order “The Juliette Society” now!

Congrats to Sasha for the publication of her novel!

sasha grey


Top Ten “Wildest Food”! Ramen Burgers! A Fish Hot Dog!

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Nothing Like The Great Taste Of Food!

cheeseburger_in_a_can

OK, perhaps in this case, this person isn’t enjoying their meal – but isn’t that why it’s so much fun to try new things: you never know what kind of taste sensation you may get…isn’t that really the whole idea behind deep fried bacon?

crazy bacon recipes bacon

Well, it’s with that in mind – oh, and perhaps my favorite: the “Cheeseburger in a can”…

Cheeseburger In A Can

Behold The Burger Majesty Of MOS!

But it’s not all canned – check this out!

MOS Burger, the Japanese fast food chain famous for being a fresher, slightly healthier alternative to other hamburger joints, has unveiled a new hamburger – loaded with French demi-glace sauce and aligot, a sumptuous mix of potato and cheese…

demi-glace cheeseburger

The “No Bun” Burger!

And MOS hasn’t stopped there: they also released an Mos “Green Burger” nestled in the leafy green goodness of lettuce.

japanese green burger

It’s called the Mos Vegetable with Sauce Aurore for 320 yen (US$3). It’s a beef patty topped with tomato and aurora sauce, which is a very creamy French sauce reddened to a nice pink with tomato.

Whatever happened to one of THESE?!?

badhappy-burger

It seems that anything worth doing is worth overdoing: click here to see the pandemonium underway right now for a “Ramen Burger!”

http://johnrieber.com/2013/05/16/wacky-ramen-burgers-crazy-japanese-burger-menu-east-meets-west-with-video/

top ten wildest food ramen_burger

It is with that in mind that I want to discuss what I think are the ten wildest things being eaten in the world today…


Ready To Begin A “Food Fight?”

John Belushi Food Fight!

Of course there will be disagreements – there are WAY more than ten strange food items in the world, but we had to start somewhere! I say anytime someone – like my beautiful daughter Jessica, for example – sees a food item and makes a face like THIS:

JESSICA JAPANESE BURGER

That look means the item – in this case a “Green Peas Pachisio Burger” deserves to be discussed! And no, we didn’t buy it – but we should have – because it was being offered in Tokyo, and that means it would have been memorable – like this food stall that serves Octopus On A Stick!

OCTOPUS BAR

OCTOPUS ON A STICK

As you can see, it’s a colorful world of food out there to explore, so let’s go!

One caveat: this list will NOT include anything like THIS:

weird food

A Ban On Fried Bugs!

NO fried bugs, roasted spiders, larvae of any kind, etc. That kind of food is disgusting on purpose – and usually eaten on a dare – no, the wildest food on the planet made this list because it is a unique delicacy of a region that eats it for one of two reasons:

woman-eating-cake

Yes, this is an internet image of a woman eating cake. It is meant to symbolize people eating food for one of two reasons: first, you eat for survival – if you don’t eat the strange food item you will die, so you eat it for survival – the second reason is because it is a cultural delicacy specific to that country or region. Got it? You decide which category pertains to the cake.


Cue The Potato Party!

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So, when you read a story about how Asian fast food restaurants are throwing “potato parties” like the one you see above – when entire tables are covered in french fries – you can discount the cultural influence, it’s just wacky! Kind of like the “Bacon Oreo”:

bacon oreo

That’s right, it’s a “bacon Oreo”. There is nothing cultural about this dish, and no one would eat it for survival. It’s just food being abused for the sake of entertainment.

And while some of this food may sound strange to you, imagine what most of the world thinks of THIS!

world's wackiest burger

With that in mind, I give you the ten strangest food items currently being eaten around the world – and I bet some of them are actually GOOD! Then again….

10 – A “Fish” Hot Dog!

fish dog hot dog

Imagine going to a hot dog stand, ordering “the usual”, and being served this! Well, they are serving them up in China, so head on over and bite down hard! This is, in fact, the tip of the strange chinese food iceberg – more to come!

But first, since we are talking icebergs, let’s head to Iceland for some fish!

9 – Hakarl – Fermented Basking Shark

hakarl

Typically eaten in Iceland, Harkarl is “fermented basking shark” – and is, naturally, an acquired taste. Chef Anthony Bourdain described it as “the single worst, most disgusting and terrible tasting thing” he had ever eaten.

Let’s head to Japan for a snack instead…


8 – Almond Fish

almond fish tokyo snack

I have shared these with you before – I purchased them in a store in Tokyo. They love dried fish in Tokyo, and they love almonds as well – and here you can love both AT ONCE.

OK, rather just have a sandwich?

7 – Fried Brain Sandwiches

friedbrain

Virtually every country in world does SOMETHING with brains – whether it’s used in cheese, pates, or some other manner – it’s a part of the animal that gets used for many reasons – but this is the most basic: deep fry a patty of it and stick it between two buns. Done. Close your eyes and you don’t have to see it…and speaking of eyes…


6 – Tuna Eyeball

top ten wildest food tunaeyeball

Talk about using all parts of the fish! These can be found in most Japanese grocery stores for about a dollar. According to the website I found this at, “it tastes something like squid and should be boiled prior to consumption.”

Boiled Tuna Eyeball? No thanks, I’ll stick to sweets!

5 – Pork And Seaweed Doughnut

pork and seaweed doughnut

Then again, IS THIS CONSIDERED A SWEET? Dunkin’ Donuts is expanding their menu offerings in China, and they have created a savory doughnut stuffed with shredded pork and seaweed.

I would definitely try this! Talk about your sweet and savory! Now let’s head to Sweden to see what they have going on…


4 – Surstromming!

world's wildest food surstromming

Help yourself to some “Surstromming”, a northern Swedish dish – it’s fermented baltic herring – usually sold in cans. And, from the story I found, “while they are being shipped the cans sometimes bulge due to the ongoing fermentation. Recently, a study in Japan found that “surstromming” releases the most putrid odor of any food in the world.”

The most putrid odor in the world? I can only imagine how it tastes…I need a drink to wash this down…

3- Caterpillar Fungus Beverage

Catapillar fungus beverage

Well, that sounds refreshing!

The caterpillar fungus is actually a traditional medicine that is widely used as a tonic or medicine by the Chinese. And it’s a lucrative market!

In China’s Yunnan Province, caterpillar fungus sales account for 60 to 80 percent of annual household cash income! Imagine making your living selling caterpillar juice! I wonder what else the chinese are up to:

2- Hot & Sour Fish Soup Potato Chips!

hot-and-sour-fish-soup-potato-chips

I’ve written about this before as well – a perfect example of western food being adapted to a new market. The chinese love potato chips, so Lay’s decided to go after that market by offering uniquely chinese flavors like “hot and our fish soup” potato chips!

You can read the entire story of crazy potato chip flavors in china by clicking on the link below:

http://johnrieber.com/2012/12/11/pepsi-chicken-potato-chips-fish-soup-chips-china-goes-chip-flavor-crazy/

Finally, I had to leave you with what could be the most extreme – yet real – food item available today:

1 – Yak Penis – Yes, YAK PENIS

yak

I found this on a website that pointed out “The Chinese eat anything with four legs, except tables. And everything that flies, except airplanes”.

This dish might just prove that true. It’s known as “Dragon in the Flame of Desire” – famously served in the Guolizhuang Restaurant of Beijing.

It is known to have medicinal value…as to how it tastes….

Let me know what you think of the list!

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“Heaven And Mel”! Shocking Mel Gibson Book! MY “Mel” Encounter!

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Mel Gibson Exposed!

I want to share an amazing story about Mel Gibson that is a terrific e-book on kindle – and afterwards I will share MY Mel Gibson encounter as well!

First, let’s hear from acclaimed Author Joe Eszterhas!

JOE ESZTERHAS


The Amazing Story Of Joe Eszterhas!

First, do you know the provocative Author of “Showgirls” and “Basic Instinct”? Well, this Kindle single will change all of that!

Showgirls cult movie

That’s right, Eszterhas wrote what is, to me, one of the wildest, most entertaining movies ever made – “Showgirls!”

Eszterhas also wrote a brilliant film called “Music Box” – that tells the story of a Hungarian-American immigrant who is accused of having been a war criminal. The plot revolves around his daughter, an attorney, who defends him, and her struggle to uncover the truth.

I mention this because that plot line factors into the story of “Heaven And Mel”.

Music Box movie


And Now Joe Takes On Mel Gibson!

Joe Eszterhas has NEVER shied away from controversy – and he recently “found religion” – he explains how this happened to him in the book – and is candid and honest about what drove him to that decision.

Mel Gibson Versus Joe Eszterhas

Joe Eszterhas has also written several caustic books about the movie industry – but his new work “Heaven And Mel” is, to me, his finest work ever!

Heaven And Mel Book


Heaven And Mel!

This is an AMAZING e-book – it’s Joe’s story about his ill-fated attempt to work with Mel Gibson – which led to a global confrontation over their planned movie – a film that had a very religious focus…

angry mel gibson tirade

As Amazon says so succinctly: “Heaven and Mel” is Eszterhas’s explosive, unabridged, no-holds-barred account of their effort to work together. It is a Hollywood story of anger and hatred, of anti-Semitism and fathers and sons, and of a movie star’s tragic sexual obsession.

Mel Gibson expose

Joe tells the story of how he tried to work with Gibson, even with his concerns over the Actor’s public tirades and highly-publicized arrest:

Mel Gibson anti-senetic rant

You HAVE to read this book – here are three choice excerpts to give you an idea of what Joe experienced:

Mel Gibson versus Joe Eszterhas book

The Enema Offer!

Well, here’s a hilarious, and very strange, interaction that Eszterhas had with Gibson while staying at the actor’s Malibu residence. The star excitedly tried to persuade him to try out his personal enema machine. Eszterhas declined.

“…Mel says to me, ‘I’ve got this enema kit upstairs. It cleans all the poison and shit out of you. It’s better than a colonic. I’ll hook you up if you want. An hour later you’re done. Clean as a whistle.’

I thank him. It’s very nice of him to offer to hook me up personally to his enema kit.

Thank you, but no thank you!”

Mel Gibson tirades


The Bad Photo Tirade!

Eszterhas also has a scary story about the night Mel went into a rage in front of the Author, his wife and son, and a number of other guest…all because he didn’t like the way he looked in a photo!

“HE HURLS HIS CELLPHONE against the stone wall and screams, ‘I look so fucking old! I look horrible! That fucking whore (Oksana) is destroying me! She’s taking my looks! I hate her! She’s destroying my life!’

He is screaming full-throated: ‘Look at me!! Fucking look at me! Look how terrible I look! Answer me, God! Why did you turn your back on me! Fuck you! Fuck you!’

He steps a few feet away and screams into the sky, ‘I’m not gonna take it up the ass anymore and say, Thank you, your Honor!’”

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The Hit Man!

The most chilling story from the book revolves around Gibson’s divorce from Oksana Grigorieva…

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Here is what Eszterhas says happened one night when he was alone with Gibson:

“His back still turned to me, he says, ‘I’m going to have her killed.’

I gape at him: What did he say?

He turns slowly back to me and looks me in the eye. “I’m going to make her disappear,’ he says. ‘She’s going to be gone. Gone! And no one will ever know it’s me. No one! I’m not going to live this way the rest of my life! She is evil! They worship the devil where she comes from! She’s going to disappear!’

WOW. And there are many more stories as well – like I said, this is a terrific book!

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MY Mel Encounter!

While reading “Heaven And Mel”, I kept being reminded of his boorish behavior, because I experienced it firsthand!

I was at the Cannes Film Festival when they announced the Planet Hollywood restaurant franchise…here is Michael Castner interviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger outside The Carlton Hotel while I look on from the left…

Arnold Schwarzenegger Cannes

Michael Castner was my Host in Cannes several times, and while at the film festival one year we had to make a quick trip up to London for a day to film the opening of Planet Hollywood London! Alex and George were with us as well….here’s Alex from Cannes – pointing out John Lithgow:

Alex and John Lithgow

And of course, here is Alex pointing out that Michael Castner is relaxing and CANNOT be disturbed right now!

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And here I am with George, as we waiting patiently for a red carpet event to begin:

George Ellis Cannes


Our London Trip! My “Mel Encounter!”

Since we were in Cannes, the entire team got a special assignment: we would be covering the opening of Planet Hollywood London for an E! special – I did a number of these, including the original opening in New York, as well as Las Vegas, London, Mall Of America and more!

We all woke up early in the morning, took the 90 minute flight to London, checked into a hotel, dropped our bags and grabbed our equipment, and headed to Planet Hollywood to shoot the grand opening.

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Because we were doing a one hour special on the opening, we got inside the restaurant during the day – and Michael interviewed Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis. It was always fun to be inside with the stars: Arnold was a true pro, Bruce did what he was asked, and Sylvester Stallone was always terrific.

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I had the opportunity to interview Stallone many times, and he was always gracious, self-deprecating, honest and FUNNY. A really genuinely nice guy!

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After the interviews were done, Alex and Michael worked on scripts inside the restaurant, and I went outside with George and Oscar to get a place on the red carpet for the star-studded arrivals…

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Rain Delay!

On this opening night, the red carpet was delayed for over an hour due to rain – Michael had to stay inside to stay dry for celebrity interaction inside, and George, Oscar and I held our spot on the carpet – and waited – and waited – all in the pouring rain – so by the time the stars arrived, we were soaked!

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My Mel Encounter!

Once the rain stopped, they opened the red carpet, and thousands of fans – no matter how wet – went crazy and cheered everyone there. It was a huge crowd, and Stallone went up to stands and shook hands with fans. Class act. One of the first people on the red carpet was Mel Gibson, who walked right up to me with a smile on his face.

I said to him, “what’s your first thought about tonight?”

And he says without missing a pause, “that you shouldn’t have put so much grease in your hair.”

Well, I had just waited in a rainstorm – with no umbrella – i was soaked and my hair was slicked back – but apparently Mel Gibson thought it would be funny to make fun of me.

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I paused for the briefest of moments, just said quickly: “aside from that, why do you think the fans are here tonight?”

He gave me an answer, I followed up with one more question, and he moved along…and the whole time I’m talking to him I’m thinking, “I don’t care what sort of an ass you are – just give me my soundbites.”

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Mel Gibson’s Reputation!

It was well known in the entertainment media that Mel responded much better to women than to men, and that he was caustic and sarcastic to the press. I guess many of the Joe Eszteras stories bear that out…and as I just told you – he was, to me, just a total dick…for no reason at all. He said that snarky comment because he could. I’ve interviewed a ton of celebrities, and you knew who was good and who wasn’t…but you still had to suck it up and get the story.

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So, with that unpleasant memory of Mel with me, I found “Heaven And Mel” even more fascinating to read – and there are stories in this book that are shocking – but right in line with the type of person Mel Gibson was – so a big kudos to a terrific job by Joe Eszterhas capturing the real Mel Gibson!

Heaven And Mel Book


Queen’s Creative Madness! Freddie Mercury’s “Borat” Disaster!

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All Hail The Queen!

Well, the iconic band Queen, that is! Unfortunately, plans to tell the group’s story have been put on hold! Here’s the story…

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We Are The Champions!

There are so many reasons to love the great rock band Queen: certainly their “theatrical rock” was showcased in such tunes as “Somebody To Love”, “We Are The Champions” and of course, “Fat Bottomed Girls”, who make the rocking world go round!

Freddie Mercury And Queen

Queen formed in London in 1970, originally consisting of lead singer Freddie Mercury, guitarist Brian May, bassist John Deacon and Roger Taylor on drums. Queen’s earliest works were influenced by progressive rock, hard rock and heavy metal, but the band gradually ventured into more conventional and radio-friendly works, incorporating further diverse styles into their music.

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A Night At The Opera!

It was the brilliant album “A Night at the Opera” in 1975 that gained the band international success. Included was the seminal “Bohemian Rhapsody”, which stayed at number one in the UK Singles Chart for nine weeks, and gave the band their first top ten hit in the US.

It is also, without a doubt, one of the most iconic music videos of all time!

Bohemian Rhapsody!

Here is the classic music video!

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Wayne’s World!

Of course, the song became even more iconic when Dana Carvey and Mike Myers performed the song in the classic scene from the movie “Wayne’s World.”

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The band released a total of 18 number one albums, 18 number one singles, and sstimates of their album sales generally range from 150 million to 300 million albums, making them one of the world’s best-selling music artists. They were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2001.

Freddie Mercury performing

Freddie Mercury’s Tragic Death

The music world was shocked in November of 1991 when Freddie Mercury, on his deathbed, released a statement confirming he had AIDS. The singer died the next day…

Queen performing

Sasha Baron Cohen’s Freddie Mercury Debacle!

Now, a high profile attempt to bring the band’s story to the big screen has gone down in flames!
Sacha Baron Cohen has quit a high-profile forthcoming biopic of Freddie Mercury after “creative differences” with the singer’s band, Queen.

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Reports say the “Borat” star apparently walked after his vision of a racy treatment depicting Mercury’s famously salacious lifestyle was at odds with the more family-friendly approach desired by the surviving members of the band.

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Freddie Mercury’s story was certainly dramatic, as he hid his sexual preference, keeping his live private. However, his flamboyant lifestyle could have certainly led to a very controversial, edgy film about his life. Apparently, that’s not how the band wants him portrayed…

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Cohen bears a strong resemblance to Mercury, although at 6ft 3in, the British actor is six inches taller than the Zanzibar-born Mercury!

Let’s hope that a new Actor comes on board the project, and fans get to see Mercury’s dramatic life turned into a movie!

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“Quick Change”! Bill Murray’s Forgotten Classics! “Tootsies” And “Clowns Welcome”!

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“Clowns Welcome!”

How is it that Bill Murray’s directorial debut is all but forgotten? It’s time to give his “clowns robbing a bank” comedy its just due!

Also, I’ll share one of his best performances – in a film where he doesn’t even get a credit! Let’s start with Bill Murray the clown…

Quick Change

First, let’s see the trailer:

Quick Change cult movie

Bill Murray stars with Geena Davis and Randy Quaid in this neglected cult classic. First, here is the plot: a man dressed as a clown enters a bank and tries to rob it.

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Bank Guard: What the Hell kind of clown are you?

Grimm: The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

Bill Murray as a clown

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All they have to do now is make it out of the city and to the airport. And in a hilarious mini-version of “Planes, Trains & Automobiles”, NOTHING goes right!

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Things keep going wrong as they attempt to make their getaway….like when they board a city bus.
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Phyllis: What’s that smell?
Grimm: Used wine.

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Randy Quaid keeps falling apart, and it’s only Geena Davis and her quick wit that keeps them going – like when they finally see the airport…

Loomis: Is that our plane?
Phyllis: No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.

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When original director Jonathan Demme became unavailable, writer Howard Franklin and producer Bill Murray couldn’t agree on who would be a good director for the project. So they decided to do the job themselves.

Among the great moments are lines like this:

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[Johnny holds a gun to Grimm's back]

Johnny: This ain’t my dick in your back!
Grimm: That’s a relief.

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And of course, the movie opens with a classic line as well…

“Clowns Welcome!”

The great moments begin at the very beginning of the film, with Murray sauntering down the street – dressed as a clown – and spied by a street barker yelling outside a strip club across the street…

Street Barker: “Nude women! Nude women!”

Bill Murray saunters by in the clown outfit…

Street Barker: “Clowns Welcome! Clowns welcome!”


Clowns Welcome, Indeed!

Check out this neglected classic!

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More Neglected Murray!

And here’s a classic Bill Murray performance – that he isn’t even credited for! Look closely at this movie poster….

Tootsie

“Tootsie” is the classic comedy about an unemployed actor with a reputation for being difficult who disguises himself as a woman to get a role in a soap opera.

From that simple description comes one of the best movies ever made – a brilliant comedy that looks at social issues, female empowerment, and of course, how tough it is to get a job as an Actor.

And Bill Murray has a substantial role – but you wouldn’t know it from the poster!

Dustin Hoffman is Michael Dorsey, and intense Actor who pretends to be a woman to get a job on a daytime soap. From there it spirals out of control in all the best ways, and Dustin Hoffman turns in another brilliant performance as an Actor who just wants to ACT. He shares an apartment with Jeff, a playwright with some unique views on theater…

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An Uncredited Bill Murray!

Jeff the Writer is played beautifully by Bill Murray, who didn’t take a credit in the film because he didn’t want people to think it was just another of his populist comedies of the time – so imagine that, he DIDN’T TAKE A CREDIT IN ORDER TO KEEP THE FOCUS ON THE MOVIE!

CLASS ACT!

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Here’s Bill Murray ad-libbing one night at a party, discussing why he writes plays:

Jeff: “I don’t like it when people come up to me after my plays and say, “I really dug your message, man.” Or, “I really dug your play, man, I cried.” You know. I like it when people come up to me the next day, or a week later, and they say, “I saw your play. What happened?”

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“THAT IS ONE NUTTY HOSPITAL!”

Murray has one of the last lines int he movie, and it’s a classic…”Toosie” is one of the greatest comedies ever made, and Bill Murray’s hilariously deadpan performance is one reason…so try out this double bill!

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The Funniest Game Show Bloopers EVER!

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She Said WHAT!?!?!??!!?!?!?

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From the moment game shows came on TV, there have been horribly embarrassing moments…and as a result, we have a long history of hilarious bloopers captured forever on videotape…like the guy who had a VERY unique answer for Steve Harvey on Family Feud…

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Don’t worry, you will see that moment soon. That’s because our friends at LaughingSquid.com linked to one of the funniest blooper reels ever put together – a collection of hilarious moments from shows like “The Newlywed Game”…you know, the show with the classic answer to the question: “where’s the strangest place you ever made whoopee?”

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The bride’s answer, of course, was: “in the butt, Bob.” Hard to believe that blooper can ever be topped, but once you begin watching this compilation, you will never stop…classic moments from decades of TV bloopers….like timeless classics from “Wheel Of Fortune”…it seems that as long as Vanna keeps turning those letters, someone is going to find something dirty to shout out…

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Here is the video with all of those classic moments…enjoy!

Take a moment and leave me your favorite blooper! Thanks!

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Behold The “Mega Cheeseburger” Pizza! Japan’s Pizza Mania Continues!

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Behold The Mega Cheeseburger Pizza!

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More wild pizza news coming from Japan!

Never one to be shy about topping a pizza, Japanese pizza chain “Pizza Little Party” will debut the “Megaburger Pizza” this weekend!

Weighing in at 2.65 pounds, the kooky creation features two 11-inch pizzas serving as buns, with burger patties topped with cheese, ketchup, mustard, and pickle slices. The best, as always, is the colorful japanese ad for the monstrosity…

Japan Pizza Little Party

According to A Hamburger Today, “the combined weight of the beef patties is 400 grams, or 0.88 lbs, so it’s about the same as topping a small pizza with four McDonald’s cheeseburgers (minus the buns), then slapping another small pizza, face down, on top of it.”

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The Megaburger pizza will cost you ¥2,580 – that’s about $26 – and is a limited-time item, available only until November 22nd. Here is a quick glance at some of their other pizzas for sale…

Yum!

japanese pizza menu

I particularly love the one topped with a strange curly red line…since the entire menu is in japanese, I can only guess what is on these…but who cares? Let’s dig in!

Kudos To A Hamburger Today!

Thanks to the great reporters at the Serious Eats website, which houses “A Hamburger Today”…their whole story about this OTT Pizza exists here:

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/08/so-this-is-a-thing-megaburgerpizza.html?ref=excerpt_readmore

And if you REALLY want to get disgusting, how about THIS:

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Creamed Corn Pizza!

the creamed corn and potato pizza, or the Taramayo,with Tarako (salted cod roe) sauce, squid, asparagus, potatoes, rice cake, and mayo.

Wait, MAYO on a pizza? Um, YES indeed!

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What you are looking at is a hot dog pizza, topped with mayonaise and corn…it seems corn is a very popular ingredient for pizzas in Japan…

Smoosh!

Thanks to a great website called “Smoosh”, I found a few other unique pizzas from Japan to share with you…like the hot dog pizza above, covered in japan’s favorite mayonaise…

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Cue The Seaweed!

Yep, if creamed corn, hot dogs and mayonaise doesn’t quite give you the pizza of your dreams, then I recommend you fly to Jpan right now and grab this one…the seaweed pizza!

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See the entire smoosh article by clicking here, but leave a comment and let me know which of these you’d eat – maybe all of them!
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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/weird-world-japanese-pizza

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BREAKING SODA NEWS! Hot Ginger Ale! “iBanana” I-Phones! Wacky Japanese Products!

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Heat Me Up Some Soda!

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Yes, our friends in Japan are at it again – revolutionizing the world of food, drink – and iphones!

Yes, there is breaking soda news to share!

Coca Cola has just announced a HOT Canada Dry Ginger Ale, featuring technology to keep the carbonation from being affected when heating up the drink. The drink also features a new recipe that cranks up the ginger and other spices to better suit the cold fall and winter months.

The new drink will run 120 yen (US$1.20) and goes on sale October 21…


More Hot Drinks From Japan!

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Not to be out-done, the Kirin drinks company has unveiled a new HOT version of its popular carbonated drink, Kirin no Awa.

The regular, chilled version of the drink has a cider-like flavor…but, since Japan is all about new and wacky, you can also get it HOT!

Don’t Forget The Coffee Jelly!

Coffee Jelly

I posted about my trip to Tokyo when my entire group went a bit mental at the sight of “coffee jelly”….not a hot beverage, but a very unique one…as well as all of those unique vending machines…including Corrado, who absolutely fell in love with them….

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The COLD coffee jelly was indeed different…and yes, I bought some…it was like sucking down coffee-flavored jello…so I did what you ALWAYS do with jello: I sucked it through my teeth…

John Rieber and coffee jelly

Here is a link to other wacky vending machine items you can get in Japan, like hairy crabs and viagra, along with GOLD:

http://johnrieber.com/2012/07/17/mashed-potato-vending-machines-intuitive-machines-coffee-jelly-hairy-crabs-viagra-vending-what/

Vending Machine Disguise

And of course, above you see a row of vending machines, including one that is, in fact, a vending machine disguise….see the shoes at the bottom?

I LOVE JAPAN.

If you don’t believe me, then it’s time to share their latest new innovation – super-sized iPhone covers!


The Banana IPhone!

Yes, it’s the ultimate iphone cover for the monkey in all of us! Thanks as always to the terrific website “RocketNews24″ for the story and great photos – as well as terrific japanese ads for the product!

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Behold The “iBanana!”

The iBanana, as it’s also called, is an impressive 31 cm (12.2 in) long. As you can see from this ad, they are very impressed with its size!

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It is designed to only fit the iPhone 5 and allows you to use the home button, screen, side buttons, and front and back cameras. It also brings up the question:

“Is that a banana iphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

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Needless to say, it is quite the conversation starter…speaking of which:

My “Bacon-And-Egg iPhone – And Toilet Restaurants Too!

In case you missed it, I also posted a story about my iphone cover…it’s a bacon-and-egg case, which gets a lot of attention….

wacky iphone cover

Here is my original story on it, and I also take you to the world’s most unique restaurant!

http://johnrieber.com/2013/01/17/my-bacon-iphone-cover-wacky-covers-a-toilet-restaurant-too/

Yep, time to head to the world’s first toilet restaurant! Click on the link, leave a comment and let me know what you think!

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The World’s Craziest Restaurants! Toilets! Roller Coasters! Tokyo Ninjas!

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Dinner Is Served!

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We’ve been a lot of places together, you and I…but it’s time to grab a bite in some of the world’s most unique restaurants – afraid? You should be!

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Yep, it’s a restaurant in Taiwan that is designed to look like a bathroom – and all food is served in toilets! You sit on one and eat out of one…how can this be wrong? Check out the video!

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toilet restaurant

They are clearly in on the joke, as this is the front page of their website…go there to see this place in all its glory!

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http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw/en/index.asp

I love the idea of a restaurant that so brazenly embraces their crazy side…I can only imagine how great the food must taste when it shows up at your table looking like this:

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Shanghai’s Toilet Restaurant!

And now you can add Shanghai China to the toilet restaurant list! It’s a place called “Modern Toilet”, and it is obsessed with the most extreme aspect of what a toilet restaurant can offer!

Shanghai toilet restaurant

A terrific writer, Susannah Breslin, visited the restaurant and wrote up her observations, and all I can say is, “OH MY!”

Here is a sample from her blog:

“I took a seat at a table. My seat was a toilet. The table had a glass top. Under it, there was a bowl. In the bowl, there was a plastic swirly turd. The place mats were decorated with smiling turds.”

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You can read her entire post by clicking on the link here – great work Susannah!

http://susannahbreslin.net/blog/2013/9/12/this-restaurant-is-shit

And if that’s not enough, time to celebrate the wackiest restaurants in the world – let’s begin in Tokyo!

Welcome To “The Lockup”!

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Yep, if you want more than a meal – like, you know years of solitude – then spend a night at this place, where you literally get locked up in order to enjoy your meal!

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The “Ninja” Restaurant!

I actually ate here once, when we were filming with two “Ninja Warrior” competitors…you enter through a darkened passageway full of surprises…

Tokyo Ninja restaurant

In order to get to your table, you must cross over rivers, avoid the trap doors, and most importantly, you must avoid one of these:

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“Ninja Akasaka” is a fun restaurant with a wide array of food, and terrific sushi! And speaking of sushi, what if you could eat at a restaurant where you catch your own?

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Zauo!

At this restaurant, you are seated on a boat and you catch your own fish in a stocked tank below. Yes, you are seated, and then you are put to work!

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I love the imagination of the Japanese – in fact, there is a book that celebrates what Tokyo’s restaurants are doing!


Crazy, Wacky Theme Restaurants: Tokyo – by La Carmina

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Think you’ve seen it all when it comes to restaurants? Do foie gras, lobster and truffles strike you as humdrum fancy foods served in predictable settings? Looking for totally unique and bizarre restaurants? Then Crazy, Wacky Theme Restaurants: Tokyo is the book for you!

But that’s not all, look at these unique restaurants! Let’s start with a roller coaster ride!

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The Long and Winding Road!

Culinary Concept: Roller-coaster service. At this futuristic eatery in Hamburg Germany, the waitstaff is a thing of the past. Guests place their orders via a touch-screen computer at each table. When the food — which, according to the restaurant, is based primarily on local, organic ingredients and cooked with minimal fat — is ready, it zips to the table along a twisting track from the kitchen above.

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Restaurant: Dinner in the Sky!

“Dinner in the Sky” brings new meaning to skyhigh dining. If you have $40,000 to spare, you and 21 of your closest friends can lavishly dangle 150 feet above any city – with a menu including beef and foie gras mille-feuille (savory layered puff pastry) and Dom Pérignon!

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Latvian Hospital!

And what about this: don’t avoid the hospital, eat in it! That’s the concept in Latvia, where you can enjoy a “medical” experience!

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The restaurant looks like a medicine cabinet and the food is served in flasks and operating-room dishes – yum!

Stop Your Wining!

And finally, time to get a buzz on by going back to your diapers…

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The restaurant is “Le Refuge des Fondus”, located in Paris.

Here is the culinary concept: Bottle service!

This tourist attraction in the Montmartre neighborhood first began offering patrons wine in baby bottles as a way to avoid the French tax on wine served in proper glasses!

So there you go, hope this helped you work up an appetite!

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Chicago’s Lightning Storm! My Electric Home Video!

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Welcome To Chicago!

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Without a doubt, the Windy City is one of the most beautiful cities in the world…but, as it sits on Lake Michigan, it is prone to some wacky weather! It can be crystal clear, and then storms can show up out of nowhere…one moment you have this:

Chicago river

And then you turn around and see this!

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What A Storm!

On Sept. 18th, a storm rolled into Chicago that resulted in a lightning and thunderstorm that lasted more than an hour…it lit up the heart of the city and Lake Michigan.

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Chicago’s Lightning Storm!

We were warned that thunderstorms were likely across parts of Chicago…but I don’t htink anyone imagined that it woudl touch down in the heart of Chicago – and I captured much of it on my iphone!

Chicago lighning

These dramatic photos are all over the internet today – great amateur AND professional pictures capturing the dramatic weather….and here is a video I put together – all natural sound – that captures some of the dramatic moments, including many lightning strikes!

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Where To Find The Lightning Strikes!

To make this more enjoyable for you, here are the lightning strikes: there is visible lightning near the top at :20 and at :45 in, plus 1:30, 2:50 – then a number of them at 4:00, 4:20. 4:50, 5:00, 5:10, 5:30 and 5:40…also plenty of light show in between – very much like “Close Encounters” – or those tracer beams from “Independence Day”…plus there was lots of rain, so there is a short period in the middle with no audio as I had to go in to dry the phone off!

Here you go!

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“Confessions” Of The Sex-Obsessed British! 70′s Cult Sex Comedies Are Back!

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“Nudge Nudge Wink Wink…”

Time to celebrate a very “randy” time for British sex comedies – “confessions” of the 70′s time – because they are coming back, thanks to the digital revolution!

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The Brits had a steady stream of comedic sex comedies in the 70′s, including a series that was based on books by Timothy Lea. That’s right, our friends in England grew up with a series of “sex comedies” that were based on all sort of dirty “confessions”!

Confessions Of A Milkman

In the US, the early wave of sexploitation always involved murder and mayhem, along with tons of nudity. For the Brits, their 70′s sexploitation films were comedies!

Confessions Of A Haunted House

Check out the classic titles of this string of books!

Confessions from a Holiday Camp (1972)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor (1972)
Confessions of a Traveling Salesman (1973)
Confessions of a Private Dick (1975)
Confessions from a Nudist Colony (1976)
Confessions of a Milkman (1976)

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“Nudge Nude Wink Wink, Know What I Mean? Know What I Mean”

The success of these books led to a cult series of “nudge nudge wink wink” sex comedies! Let’s take a look at a few…and then I will explain how modern technology is bringing this vintage series back for a whole new “randy” generation!

Confesssions Of A Driving Instructor


Confessions Of A Driving Instructor

As you can imagine, the plots are fairly straightforward: Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney decide upon opening a driving school as their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

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“Hey, Is That A Stick Shift, Or…?”

Cue just about any sexual innuendo you like, because that is what drove these films to success! Though he sincerely wants to teach, young Timmy finds that his female students are far more interested in keeping their eyes on him than on the road! Of COURSE they are!

Check out this vintage trailer:

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Plenty Of “Confessions” To Go Around!

The “Confessions” series of novels and films continued throughout the 70′s in Great Britain, and as you can see from the posters, subtlety was NOT the order of the day…

Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1971)

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I probably don’t need to tell you what this one was about: the “randy” misadventures of a window washer, of course…and WHAT? There IS a girl taking a shower at the EXACT moment he’s washing!


Say No More, Say No More…

These films made it to the US primarily at drive-ins or grindhouse theaters in the big cities…as I said, the early wave of sexploitation film in the US was much rougher than this…and as you can see, these movies had a real English flavor to them…

Confessions Of A Driving Instructor

Cue lots of sexual innuendo (“shall we try the 69 together?”, says Bellingam before opening a bottle of wine), plenty of Benny Hill style speeded-up shagging, and much full frontal nudity from Timmy’s conquests (although we only get a single boob from Bellingham, whilst Fraser is content to just wear some sexy lingerie).

Confessions Of A Driving Instructor

For fans of un-PC humor, there’s also a tad of working class racism and a touch of homophobia for good measure (“you dirty queer… no wonder they call you Bender” shouts Windsor’s character at his lackey).

Remember, this was the 70′s…this was what passed for “suggestive” british humor…

classic british sex comedies

Cue The “Dolly Birds!”

One movie publication called these films a cinematic time-capsule from the decade of wife-swapping, “dolly birds”, flared jeans, X-certificate movies, and Ford Cortinas, and one that even occasionally manages to be every bit as revealing about British folk as its more serious cinematic counterparts!

British sex comedies


And Now, “Confessions” For A New Generation!

Thanks to technology, this vintage bit of “nudge nudge wink wink” humor is coming back! Just announced in the british press: the books are being reissued in England as e-books! Read all about it right here:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/confessions-of-a-sexfarce-writer-timothy-leas-sexual-misadventures-to-be-published-as-ebooks-8558702.html

Confessions Of A Sexy Photographer nudity in film

I can imagine that these films were VERY specific to an era in Great Britain – when London was the most “swinging” city on earth…in fact, I see a certain movie character who could have been modeled on these films:

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This could make the perfect “rainy day” double bill – or add this “unauthorized” spin-off and make it a day of naughty fun!

Confessions Of A Sex Maniac

And remember to order those e-books now!



World’s Most Unique Halloween Costumes! Cheeseburger Dresses! Bacon!

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Say “Happy Halloween” This Year – With Bacon!

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Yes, it’s time to start thinking about what you will wear this Halloween – so why not wear your favorite food? And it’s not just bacon!

Time To Party With Pickle Head!

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Yes, it’s Halloween time, and if you need to dress up as FOOD this party season, I’ve got you covered! Here’s a look at the many different ways you can celebrate Halloween with food costumes!

Let’s get started with some of the bacon-themed costumes that you can buy for this Halloween season!

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Bacon And Eggs!

Talk about a pair of outfits that look good enough to eat! And don’t worry – if you’ve got kids you can add them to the breakfast menu!

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Oh, and what if you have an EXTENDED family? Well, the smart creators of this costume have taken care of that, too!

bacon and egg dog costume

And if you want to cut out the cholesterol, just go with bacon!

bacon halloween costumes

I can’t imagine going as a single strip of bacon when you can use it as one part of a well balanced costume…

bacon dress

And yes, you can emulate your favorite star at the same time!

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Ok, never mind, I guess it’s all in how you wear it…still, here’s another way to approach Halloween as a couple…


A Pair Of Big Macs!

wacky Halloween costumes

OK, this is easy: you and your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, partner, whatever – go as a pair of Big Macs! Talk about “partners in crime!” Or you can go solo as well!

wackiest halloween costumes

Now, check out these three below: one costume is just a picture of a burger printed on polyester tunic. One is more form fitting, kind of a bulky cheeseburger top. Finally, check out Gene from “Bob’s Burgers” – a burger costume with a bonus megaphone cut-out.


Adult Unisex Deluxe Cheeseburger Costume

This costume has it all, but it’s also $140. Here is how it is described:

“The Adult Unisex Deluxe Cheeseburger Costume is a deluxe cheeseburger indeed. The plush one-piece costume is a knee length tunic with all the details of a deluxe cheeseburger.

If you love burgers this makes a great, humorous outfit. It would also be ideal for wearing to advertise a burger joint. In addition to the tunic you get a pickle slice hat.”

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Yep, a “pickle slice hat!” And an optional “Burger King” outfit as well! If that’s too much for you, how about this:

A Cheeseburger Hat!

“Tie one on”, indeed! A cheeseburger hat can now be all yours…


Jerseylicious Olivia!

And of course I’ve shared this before, Olivia Blois-Sharpe from “Jerseylicious” showing off a “cheeseburger hat!”

Olivia in cheeseburger hat

If a cheeseburger hat is just too much for you, you can go with something more subtle – like a cheese steak!

Cheese Steak Head!

Forget cheeseburgers, go cheeseheads! I mean, who doesn’t love a good cheese steak on their head? Get all the laughs and grab all the attention in this hilarious cheese steak hat!

Is That A Cheeseburger Skirt Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

This next costume is interesting as it includes a pickle hat, plus what appears to be a “3D Big Mac” skirt!

wacky halloween costumes

I get the idea, sort of a “cheeseburger in paradise” approach…and it works, but you will no doubt find yourself bumping into a lot of people at your party…unless that’s the goal!

Here’s a more subtle approach:

A Nike Hamburger Sneaker!

The Nike Hamburger shoe was part of an expose in Vice Magazine, where 8 creatives were asked to interpret Nike sportswear icons. The Nike Hamburger shoe, created by Olle Hemmendorff, fashion guru and freelance art creative, is meant to illustrate Nike’s Air Max 90.

Nike cheeseburger shoe

While he could have chosen any material to re-design the Nike sneaker, Hemmendorff chose to use the hamburger to create his extreme edible fashion item. Because, obviously, the hamburger is the “most powerful, most durable, and most delicious material know to man” (at least according to the innovative fashion designer).

The extreme edible fashion sneaker is dressed like a fully-loaded hamburger, including cheese, sesame bun, triple decker patties, tomatoes and ketchup. This weird and wacky fashion may not be practical for everyday wear, but it sure will make you hungry.

Yes, it’s a hamburger shoe…walk on it proudly!

Or just dress up nice in the sophisticated cheeseburger dress:

For families, the options are just as varied…

Hamburger Family

The family who cheeseburgers together stays together…the alternative is just to be a “Taco Baby”:

And finally, no reason to leave your family pet out of the fun, as you can see from this news story:

The Cheeseburger Cat!


Holiday Gift Alert!

If you want to look past Halloween, here are some gift ideas for the holidays. I’m still waiting to find one of THESE under my tree…

And finally – FINALLY! The “Say Anything” Cheeseburger moment!

What better way to celebrate cheeseburgers than by bastardizing an iconic moment from a classic movie!

Happy Halloween!

unique halloween costumes


Sasha Grey Conquers The World! Best-Selling “Juliette Society” Scores Worldwide!

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“The Juliette Society” Conquers The World!

Congratulations to Sasha Grey on the best-selling status of her debut novel, “The Juliette Society”!

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Sasha Grey’s novel, “The Juliette Society” is a worldwide sensation – the book is a bestseller in a number of countries around the world – and the excitement continues as the book continues to be translated into more languages. First, look at the picture a fan posted – showing a book display in Buenos Aires, Argentina!

Sasha Grey novel

Sasha’s Scavenger Hunt!

Sasha is keeping the excitement up by hiding SIGNED copies of the book in various cities, like one that she hid in this hotel in Frankfurt, Germany…

Sasha Grey book hunt

Sasha has hidden books all over Europe – a fun “scavenger hunt” for fans – here is the signed book and a fan letter from the Oslo scavenger hunt…

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Sasha’s Worldwide Book Tour!

Some of these pics are from Sasha’s Facebook fan page – thanks Sasha for letting me share them! It’s all part of the publicity machine for “The Juliette Society”, Sasha’s bestselling novel!

Sasha Grey The Juliette Society

Sasha’s a great person and a very talented Artist, and I saw how many loyal fans she has when I filmed with her at a fan appearance in Australia…

Sasha Grey erotic novel

Reaction to her first novel has been terrific, including reviews like this one:

http://www.sheliataylor.com/2013/09/review-juliette-society.html

Author Sasha Grey

Sasha also has done a ton of great press, like this feature in “The Daily Beast”:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/27/sasha-grey-on-her-novel-the-juliette-society-james-deen-and-more.html

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The Juliette Society!

With “Fifty Shades Of Grey” such a phenomenon, Sasha Grey published her version of erotic fiction. It’s called “The Juliette Society”…you can order it right now on Amazon!

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Here’s the plot: Catherine, a film student whose sexuality has been recently stirred, finds herself drawn into a secret club where the world’s most powerful people meet to explore their deepest, often darkest sexual fantasies. But even as these new experiences open intense new pleasures for Catherine, they also threaten everything she holds dear…”

Sasha Grey The Juliette Society

Sasha has been doing a ton of press worldwide to support the release…here she is on the cover of Spain’s Rolling Stone:

Sasha Grey Rolling Stone

Kudos to Sasha for writing erotic fiction from a woman’s point of view…it’s a great new step in her career…

sex kitten sasha grey


Sasha Down Under!

I am a big supporter of Sasha’s work, because I admire how focused and driven she is. As many of you know, I had the chance to film lifestyle segments in Australia with Sasha…and she was terrific to work with…

sasha grey and john rieber australia

Here is a look back at some of those adventures – first, Sasha scaled the tallest building in the southern hemisphere, The Eureka Tower in Melbourne Australia…

eureka tower melbourne

After going up 88 stories, Sasha went into a small room and – well, you can watch for yourself:

Sasha Grey in Eureka Tower

Sasha Grey shark diving


Shark Photo Bomb!

And of course, Sasha went underwater to walk among sharks in Sydney…and two of the more playful sharks decided to photo bomb her!

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Here’s a short video of her adventure, including her describing how one of the sharks took a swing at her!

First, here is her instruction before entering the tank:

Sasha Grey Sharks

Once inside, Sasha was literally among the sharks, with NO barrier between her and them…and she describes what happened next:

Sasha Grey sharks

And of course, our Australia adventure was just beginning…

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Surf’s Up With Sasha!

Even though she had never done it before, Sasha willingly donned a wetsuit and learned to surf at Australia’s legendary Bondi Beach:

Sasha Grey Surfing lessions BTS

That led to my favorite video with her EVER – when she discovered – quite unexpectedly – just how cold the water was at Bondi!

sasha grey surfing

Sasha was an amazingly fast learner: within a half hour she was surfing! I also love this video, which captures the moment Sasha discovers that they spit their gum out on the ground in Australia just like the rest of us:

sasha grey john rieber

It was a great trip down under, capturing the lifestyle of the Aussies, and even cooking bugs! Yes, that is what they are called, although they are really just “giant-shrimp-with-squashed-lobster-heads” things:

Sasha Grey Australia Adventure

Still, she cooked them, along with a kangaroo steak – they are raised commercially just for that purpose – and we had a nice taste of Australia:

Sasha Grey John Rieber cooking

I posted a number of short videos that captured some of the “behind-the-scenes” moments from the trip – you can find them here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Johnrieber/videos

I have thought about these fun shoots as I read all about Sasha’s success with “The Juliette Society” – so if you haven’t purchased the book yet, take care of that now, and buy a few for holiday gifts!

Sasha Grey in Melbourne

And, if you are a Sasah Grey completist, here are ALL of the stories I have posted of our Australian adventure…beginning with Sasha’ 88-story Melbourne adventure:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/01/11/sasha-grey-goes-88-stories-high-in-australias-eureka-tower/

Then, it was off to Sydney:

Sasha Grey Stingray

That’s where Sasha donned a wetsuit and went for a walk among sharks – here is the complete shark dive adventure:

http://johnrieber.com/2012/11/21/sasha-grey-shark-diving-sydneys-bugs-opera-house-beauty-australia-rules/

I have to reiterate that there was nothing between Sasha and the sharks and stingray except her instructor:

Sasha Grey sharks

And of course, I was given more pictures by someone on the crew, so I did a shark followup here:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/02/26/sasha-greys-shark-dive-sashas-shark-photo-bomb-sashas-extreme-shark-diving-adventure/

Then it was time to head to Australia’s famed Bondi Beach:

Sasha Grey Surf

Here is the entire surfing adventure, with a number of fun videos of Sasha on a surfboard:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/01/03/sasha-grey-surfs-sasha-steps-in-gum-surfs-up-at-bondi-beach-australia/

My first post was all about Sasha’s fan signing in Melbourne…

sasha grey poses

This is the story of how we got lost inside Melbourne’s massive casino:

http://johnrieber.com/2012/11/17/melbourne-exploring-australias-exotic-southern-city-with-sasha-grey/

Sasha Grey bats in Australia

Then, when I previewed the book, I also shared some video of Sasha discovering bats in Sydney:

http://johnrieber.com/2013/05/18/sasha-greys-juliette-society-sasha-goes-bats-for-australia/

Luckily, we shots lots of behind-the-scenes pics and video, which is why I am able to share them with fans:

sasha grey australia

And my most recent story focused on the release of the novel, plus some additional outtakes I found!

http://johnrieber.com/2013/08/11/sasha-greys-new-novel-sasha-grey-shark-dive-outtakes/

OK, so that’s it – your entire library of Sasha Grey’s Australia adventures! If you made it this far, I remind you to make sure and purchase “The Juliette Society” for yourself and friends this holiday season!

Thanks for allowing me to share all of this material with your fans, Sasha – and congratulations on the success of your novel!

Sasha Grey book and video


Official “Star Wars VII” Release Date! Olivia Munn As Princess Leia! Bloopers! Bacon Darth Vader! Fan’s Galaxy Of “Star Wars”!

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Hallelujah, “Star Wars” Fans!

You like the look of this?

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How about this?

Olivia Munn IS Princess Leia!

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How THAT for a “Star Wars” tease?

When I worked with Olivia at G4, she created quite a sensation when she first put on the Princess Leia outfit…and no one was more committed to the performance than Olivia – well, except for the guy who made THIS:

bacon Star Wars

“Star Wars: Episode VII” Has A Release Date!

The internet exploded with “star joy” when word came out that “Star Wars: Episode VII” had a release date! Here is the official announcement:

“With pre-production in full-swing, a confirmed release date of December 18, 2015, has been set for Lucasfilm’s highly anticipated Star Wars: Episode VII.

“We’re very excited to share the official 2015 release date for Star Wars: Episode VII, where it will not only anchor the popular holiday filmgoing season but also ensure our extraordinary filmmaking team has the time needed to deliver a sensational picture,” said Alan Horn, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios.

Star Wars: Episode VII will be directed by J.J. Abrams and is being scripted by Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan (Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi). John Williams is returning to score Star Wars: Episode VII.

Shooting is scheduled to begin spring 2014 at Pinewood Studios.

And fans are already offering up their version of the movie’s poster art, beginning with this brilliant teaser from “The Mad Butcher!”

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Fan anticipation is high, as you can see…here are a few more fan-created “Episode VII” posters:

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And, here is the first official teaser from Disney themselves:

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OK, there is some amazing “Star Wars” artwork being shared right now – can’t wait to see what happens over the next two years!

And as the world anxiously awaits the next “Star Wars” movie, fans continue to find new ways to entertain themselves…

star wars wedding


“I Now Pronounce You, BIG “Star Wars” Fans!”

“Star Wars” weddings are nothing new – put that phrase in “search” and you will find pictures like the one I shared with you above – after all, fans have had a rabid interest in the movie franchise since it premiered in 1977. It’s easy for forget how much the world changed when this image appeared:

Star Wars universe of products


The Internet Loves Star Wars, And Star Wars Loves The Internet!

We all know what a phenomenon “Star Wars” is…and that means there is a never-ending flow of material for fans, by fans, and among fans – all about the unique world that George Lucas created…across six films so far, plus countless books, animated TV shows, and of course, the three NEW films coming soon:

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Cue The Star Wars Merchandise!

Along with enjoying the films on blu-ray in their new pristine versions, you can also buy a LOT of different collectible merchandise….most of it is authorized, even if some of it’s just a bit strange:

bizarre star wars products toothbrush

Of course you can buy stormtrooper outfits, Darth Vader helmets, light sabers and more, but I love the offbeat stuff. At Comic-Con a few years back, I bought this R2D2 soy sauce dispenser:

R2D2 soy sauce container

Of course I will never take it out of the box – it makes for a much better conversation piece in the office! Then again, I managed to pass on these:

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Imagine your girlfriend, wife, significant other, WHOEVER – showing up with Yoda hanging from their ear…it’s just one of the many “unique” products with a “Star Wars” connection. Like this:

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Olivia Munn And Kevin Pereira In Tokyo With The “Dancing Stormtrooper!”

Yes, Kevin and Olivia went full-on “Star Wars” when they danced with Tokyo’s famous “dancing stormtrooper”, Danny Choo! We filmed in Shibuya crossing for a great “Attack Of The Show” sketch…

Olivia Munn Dancing Stormtrooper

Princess Olivia!

And of course, G4 fans remember when Olivia dressed up as Princess Leia at the “Star Wars” convention – when G4 had exclusive live coverage of the fan experience – as always, Olivia embraced the fan spirit and donned the Princess Leia outfit:

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia

Olivia donned this outfit at Comic-Con, for several great “Attack Of The Show” sketches, and of course, for our live “Star Wars” special from the convention floor…these pics are all over the internet, as fans took lots of pictures of Olivia in action:

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Olivia Munn partially naked

Lucas and his team have done a great job sharing the fan enthusiasm for the franchise to let this material live for fans…like this collection of bloopers from Star Wars 4. 5 and 6 that currently lives on youtube:

nude olivia-munn


Disney Takes Over The Force!

Many fans were shocked when George Lucas sold his entire company, including the “Star Wars” franchise, to The Walt Disney Company. So, when it was announced, Disney President Bob Iger must have expected screenshots like this to show up online:

walt disney lucasfilm

Fans are obviously excited about the release date for the new film, but they also want to make sure that Disney will move the franchise forward…hiring Abrams and Kasdan was certainly the perfect first step…

Bloopers, Bloopers Everywhere!

Youtube is absolutely loaded with bloopers from every single movie in the series – here are some more from the first film…doesn’t everyone look so young?

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As I said earlier, when I was at G4, we did live coverage of one of the Star Wars conventions, and it was so much fun to see the fans celebrate everything “Star Wars”…and of course, there were a huge number of the film’s talent there as well, both in front of and behind the camera…it is a galaxy that just keeps growing…in ways you can hardly imagine:

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“Star Wars” – As Imagined With Bacon!

Yes, real fans have stepped up in a big bacon way! When “Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” introduced the “All Terrain Armored Transport” (AT-AT) – it was only a matter of time before it would be honored with bacon!

We’ve always known that “Star Wars” fans were passionate – and now we know they love bacon, too!

Darth vader bacon


Darth Vader Burger with Black Bun

For some, “Star Wars” tastes as good as it looks! And of course, the French have led the way! The fast food restaurant Quick jumped on the bandwagon by selling a Darth Vader burger!

In connection with the 3D release of “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace”, the French fast food restaurant chain Quick sold Darth Vader burgers with a black bun – and also a Jedi burger!

Darth Vader Contemplates Bacon!

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Yes, all roads lead to “Star Wars”, and in this case, Darth Vader – who not only needs bacon, but PROMISES IT!

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And if this make you thirsty, well, there’s nothing more refreshing than a:

Darth Vader Refrigerator!

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There you go, plenty of stuff to keep you full of “Star Wars” until December 2015!


“O-Mori”! Bite Down On “MEGA-MORI” Plates Of Tokyo’s “Monster Meals!”

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Get ready for a Japanese “Monster Meal!”

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Here’s a question for you:

HAVE YOU EVER GONE “O-MORI” ON YOURSELF?

First of all, how do you “go o-mori?” Well, I am about to tell you, because you may have done it and not even known it!

SUPERSIZED JAPANESE FOOD

O-Mori, That’s A LOT Of Food!

Yes, time to head back to Tokyo for a look at how the Japanese “Supersize” their meals!
In Japan, “o-mori” refers to an extra large food portion. So when you dine, you can upgrade your regular ramen dish by ordering it like this:


“Ramen O-Mori, Please!”

And this is what you will get:

tokyo ramen bowl

If, like me, you like a little poultry as a meal, you can order:


Chicken Curry O-Mori Style, Please!

And they will place down in front of you this dish:


“O-Mori Fried Chicken Curry!”

giant bowl of japanese food o-mori

The photo above was taken at Café Majori in Aichi Prefecture – more on where I found these pics in a second – but this colossal curry with fried chicken is officially referred to as “YA-YA MORI”, or a “kind of big portion.” You think?

You see, now matter WHAT you order, you can get it to look like THIS!

huge food portions

Some Japanese restaurants have their own special codes for these super-sized portions, such as “toku-mori”, “giga-mori”, “mega-mori”, “deka-mori”, and “doka-mori”.

No matter what they call it, it all means one thing: BIG FOOD!

Pork Cutlet O-Mori – or “toku-mori”, “giga-mori”, “mega-mori”, “deka-mori”, and “doka-mori”!

world's largest plate of food

According to Rocketnews24, this pork cutlet curry is served at Manrai restaurant in the Nigata Prefecture of Japan…I’d say that was more than filling….or how about this bowl of ramen noodles with sliced pork…oh, that’s right, it’s SLICED PORK “O-MORI” STYLE!

ramen with sliced pork

Something “Fishy” Here!

And if you are a seafood fan, you can always try a nice “O-Mori Tuna Bowl”! Yes, that is one large ball of fish…

world's largest tuna bowl


“Just A Burger For Me, Please!”

And for burger fans, there’s an “o-mori” version of a hamburger steak platter, weighing over four pounds!

unique hamburger steak

And For The Vegan In All Of Us…

That’s right, if you are swearing off meat and fish, just have the omelet…

world's largest omelet

Once again, the terrific website “Rocketnews24″ has the entire story on the “O-Mori” phenomenon in Japan, with even MORE pictures of HUGE japanese food. Enjoy!

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/06/01/big-eats-in-japan-the-glutinous-gallery-of-o-mori/

SUPERSIZED JAPANESE FOOD


Hilarious News Bloopers! Torn From Today’s Headlines! That Mean YOU, Toronto!

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I Love News Bloopers!

There, I said it. Not ashamed, either. I mean, look at this weather graphic and tell me that’s not funny:

hilarious news bloopers

News bloopers are among the most shared videos online every day – everything from Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s profane live news conferences…

Rob Ford sex comments

…to Reporters falling in a boat while doing a live shot…

funniest news bloopers

…and, of course, the cold case suspect who looks “suspiciously” like a hamster…

Cold-Case-Suspect

…you’ve seen them all, and yes, you want to see them again!

The folks at “NewsBeFunny” on youtube have been doing an amazing job compiling the best news bloopers, and this latest version is no exception!

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Kudos to the “NewsBeFunny” folks for the great compilation of the latest bloopers!

And “FunnyLocalNews” has the biggest reporter falls – oh my!

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Check out both of these youtube sites for the latest in local news!

I’ll leave you with a big wet – and live – kiss, thanks to these affectionate seals…

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